You kiss your mother with that mouth, @ChuckWendig?

And the initials don't stand for "Fine. Urself?" I drop the F-bomb a fair amount. But I’d get the “Also Participated” ribbon if I ever went head-to-head with Chuck Wendig in a swear-a-thon.  He sounds like me trying to build an Ikea sofa after a couple of beers.

Which is why I love his work, especially “25 things you should know about storytelling.” You will, too.

Follow him @ChuckWendig.